me and my doofus last night at #seacrets in #oceancitymd. having a blast on our mini vacation. 😄😜💕

me and my doofus last night at #seacrets in #oceancitymd. having a blast on our mini vacation. 😄😜💕

rivers belong where they can ramble, eagles belong where they can fly. 🎶

rivers belong where they can ramble, eagles belong where they can fly. 🎶

a portrait with my lady queen.

a portrait with my lady queen.

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can I just be on vacation with these two forever? #3buttsornobutts #gleeb #gwen

can I just be on vacation with these two forever? #3buttsornobutts #gleeb #gwen

hotel room butt-fie. you’re welcome. #3buttsornobutts #rideordie #getridofthechair

hotel room butt-fie. you’re welcome. #3buttsornobutts #rideordie #getridofthechair

made it out of AC with no hangover, no pictures, & no money. 💸 had a fucking blast with my girls though. #girlsnight #ACsafari #3buttsornobutts

made it out of AC with no hangover, no pictures, & no money. 💸 had a fucking blast with my girls though. #girlsnight #ACsafari #3buttsornobutts

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🌊☀️😎

🌊☀️😎

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a photo of my dad taken by my mom, circa 1978. #lookingoodpops #thismightaswellbeapictureofmybrother

a photo of my dad taken by my mom, circa 1978. #lookingoodpops #thismightaswellbeapictureofmybrother

it’s my day off and I’ll selfie if I want to.

it’s my day off and I’ll selfie if I want to.

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two years later & they’ve gotten a lot bigger, but some things never change. #lovethesekids #nannylife

two years later & they’ve gotten a lot bigger, but some things never change. #lovethesekids #nannylife